You better be kissing the screen when I send pics. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When my phone gets slobber marks, I'll know who's to blame! ππ±π" Related funny posts π When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate. How is this the same brain that used to remember everybodyβs phone numbers? Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time. I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kidsβ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd. Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.