You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

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If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.