You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Be the superhero we all need by stopping the Zoom apocalypse π©βπ»β³π« Related funny posts π If my coworker doesnβt stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call. Iβm kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food. Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference. Iβm at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work. You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.