You don’t scare me, I was married once.

You don’t scare me, I was married once.
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"Ah, the battle-tested warrior of relationships! 💪🏼💍 Who needs fear when you've survived the ultimate challenge? Take that, unknown adversaries! 😂 #MarriageWarrior"

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