You don’t scare me, I was married once. Commentary:"Ah, the battle-tested warrior of relationships! 💪🏼💍 Who needs fear when you've survived the ultimate challenge? Take that, unknown adversaries! 😂 #MarriageWarrior" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me. When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of. Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket. Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?
