You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.