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👑 "With all these crowns being handed out, I'm starting to wonder if the Burger Kingdom is running a monarchy or a clearance sale! 🏷️🍔😂"

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Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

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Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.

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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

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You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

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Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

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It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

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Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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