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👑 "With all these crowns being handed out, I'm starting to wonder if the Burger Kingdom is running a monarchy or a clearance sale! 🏷️🍔😂"

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

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Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

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Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

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Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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