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Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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Making waves on WeChat:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

Shared recently on Reddit:

I only drink when I people.

Reported on Discord:

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

Spotted on Discord:

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

Just landed via Threads:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Freshly posted on Discord:

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Going viral on Facebook:

The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on X:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

Spotted on Threads:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Shared recently on Discord:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Making waves on WeChat:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Shared recently on Facebook:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

Spotted on Slack:

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Just shared via Reddit:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Spotted on Twitch:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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