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Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

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If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.