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I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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He took my last fry, your honor.

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My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.