I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetsk… Commentary:🌊😆 "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" 🚤💦 Related Funny Posts 🤝 At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board. I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste. I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things. Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances. You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.