Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford… Commentary:When adulthood slaps you with a rent check, and suddenly that "haunted" complex looks like a castle 🏚️👉🏰 #MillennialStruggles 😅💸 Related Funny Posts 🤝 The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler. Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses. I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now. Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in. I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.