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Netflix & by yourself.

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Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

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Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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