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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.