A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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I have no beef with vegetarians.

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.