“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Balancing my macros: 50% exercise, 50% tacos 🌮🏋️♀️😋 Related Funny Posts 🤝 When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle. My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant. Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance. If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake. “Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.
