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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

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Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.