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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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I used to have a great future in my past.

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.