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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.