Alexa, play everyone that played me.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

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I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

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I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.