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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and g…

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and g…

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"When your inheritance is 99% bags, you know you're carrying the family legacy… literally! 👜😄 #BagHeirlooms #TotesEmosh"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bag, bags, children, collection, family, gift, gift bag, humor, humor quote, i, inheritance, leave, tote, tote bag on May 16, 2025 by slickboy.

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