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The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

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Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

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The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.