Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess even mosquitoes know how to make an impression! ππ¦π" Related funny posts π I donβt simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch. The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat? Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer? Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?