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"Oh, 'maybe next time' probably won't make the cut for wedding RSVPs. Lesson learned: RSVP with a clear yay or nay 💌🤷‍♂️ Next time, try 'I do' or 'I don't' instead! 💍😄"

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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

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When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

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Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

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Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

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I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

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About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

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Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

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Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

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The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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