“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:😂🤔 "My schedule is as open as a book with a plot twist incoming!" 📅📖 Related funny posts 😂 Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story. “Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do. There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me. I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes. I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.