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No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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I’m tired of things costing money.

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

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Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

Going bananas on Messenger:

My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

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The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Going viral on Threads:

Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

Making waves on Slack:

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.

Spotted on Reddit:

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

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The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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50 shades of single.

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Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

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Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

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Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Spotted on Twitch:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

Breaking via Slack:

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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Later is the best time to do anything.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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