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My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

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My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.