Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

16 shares on YouTube this month:

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.