At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the modern day dilemma of confirming existence before sending birthday wishes – it's like a digital wellness check! ππ΄πΌπ΅π½ #FriendshipGoals #DigitalAgeConfusion" Related Funny Posts π€ I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you. If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents. People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isnβt coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face. Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35. Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.