At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday. Funny Quotes July 3, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAt my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face. These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar. It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick. You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.