At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern day dilemma of confirming existence before sending birthday wishes – it's like a digital wellness check! πŸŽ‰πŸ‘΄πŸΌπŸ‘΅πŸ½ #FriendshipGoals #DigitalAgeConfusion"