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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

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Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Live now on Facebook:

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Reported on YouTube:

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

Just shared via X:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Trending via Snapchat:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Just shared via Messenger:

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say β€œit makes sense that you would think that”.

Reported on Threads:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Making waves on Slack:

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.
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Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

Just shared via Discord:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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Men be like, β€œI want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Spotted on Discord:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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