At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday. Posted on7 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the modern day dilemma of confirming existence before sending birthday wishes – it's like a digital wellness check! 🎉👴🏼👵🏽 #FriendshipGoals #DigitalAgeConfusion" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face. These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar. My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes. Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing. It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.