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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”