Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Keeping the five-star fun on the down low, one "meh" at a time. π₯΄πππ» Related funny posts π Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because itβs just such a joy to be alive. Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me. Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes. My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and Iβd give it 8/10. The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.