Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When the baby treats you like yesterday's news! ππΆπ" Related Funny Quotes π€ Betrayal only comes from someone weβre close to. Just like herpes. Iβm equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious. The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title. Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.