Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Coffee is just goth water.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.