By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.