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“Sending off the orange with big expectations for its day at school! 🍊📚 May it avoid getting ‘squished’ in the lunchbox drama. See you later, citrus friend! 😄 #SchoolLunchAdventures”
“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.
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