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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

54 shares on X this month:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

78 shares on Discord this month:

Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

14 shares on X this month:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

96 shares on Discord this month:

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

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Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

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Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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