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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

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Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.