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Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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When your life's been sponsored by Anxiety Inc., and you're now on the "Oops, I Ghosted You" tour 🙈📞🎭

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