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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, y…

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, y…

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Listening to legs: the ultimate way to make new friends… or get weird looks! 👂🦵😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged actually, awkward, awkward situation, doing, ear, eavesdropping, funny question, hear, hell, hold, humor, know, leg, question, say, situation, stranger, strangers on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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