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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

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No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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14 shares on Facebook this month:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

77 shares on Slack this month:

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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Trending via Snapchat:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Seen just now on Discord:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

Going viral on X:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Freshly posted on Threads:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Shared recently on Messenger:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

Freshly posted on X:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Going bananas on Slack:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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