Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Commentary:
“Looks like this guy is ready to capitalize on his unlimited supply of Ibuprofen 😂! Maybe he’s onto something… Ibuprofen stand, anyone? 💊💰 #EntrepreneurialGoals”

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