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  • You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.
  • I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.
  • My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.
  • Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.
  • Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.
  • That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.