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  • My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.
  • Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.
  • Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.
  • If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.
  • If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.
  • Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.