Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something. Commentary:"If you're going to be a backseat driver, at least do it quietly 🚗💥 Otherwise, it's going to be a real scream fest in here! 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”. Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole. I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie. Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die. Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?