Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Don't even get into my car if you're just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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β€œIf you’re going to be a backseat driver, at least do it quietly πŸš—πŸ’₯ Otherwise, it’s going to be a real scream fest in here! πŸ˜‚β€

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