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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

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Never eat more than you can lift.

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Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

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Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”