Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it. Commentary:Looks like my warranty expired early – all damage is now cosmetic! 🚧💔😄 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them. I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate. I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me. I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak. A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”
