During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ninja training: 0% complete. Still working on my disappearing act! π¨π¦π€¦ββοΈ Related Funny Quotes π€ My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear. I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someoneβs mind. I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments. I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind. I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.