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Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

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If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

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I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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