During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ninja training: 0% complete. Still working on my disappearing act! 💨🔦🤦♂️ Related funny posts 😂 When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it. Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”. When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing. Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news? If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.