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Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Are you a software update, because not now!

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

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Breaking via Snapchat:

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

Making waves on Instagram:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Going viral on Threads:

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Going bananas on Facebook:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Spotted on Threads:

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

Just shared via Telegram:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Making waves on Telegram:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

69 shares on Slack this month:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

29 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

95 shares on WeChat this month:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

Going viral on Twitch:

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Shared recently on Reddit:

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

Shared recently on Threads:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

Just shared via Threads:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

Going viral on Telegram:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Just landed via Instagram:

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

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