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There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

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Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

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Sausage might clog my arteries, but it lubricates my soul.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Making waves on TikTok:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Just landed via Threads:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Trending via Instagram:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

Spotted on Threads:

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

Live now on X:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Spotted on Pinterest:

As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

Trending via Reddit:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

40 shares on Discord this month:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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Live now on Snapchat:

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Just landed via Threads:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Going viral on X:

The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

Shared recently on Facebook:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Going viral on Twitch:

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Shared recently on Slack:

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Going viral on Instagram:

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

Spotted on Messenger:

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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