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"Ah, the modern bedtime story of scrolling through endless feeds and dodging sleep like it's a pending deadline ๐ฑ๐ด Who needs sheep when you can count notifications, right? Sweet dreams, may your charger be forever close at hand! ๐๐"
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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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