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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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"Watching Hoarders is the ultimate cleaning procrastination technique – suddenly that pile of laundry doesn't look so bad 😅🧹 #CleaningInspiration"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged clean, cleaning, decide, dirty, every, Hoarders, house, humor, i, mess, organization, procrastination, reality, reality TV, time, TV, urge, watch on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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