Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEvery time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!” Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again. I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.