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Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

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Looks like God decided I'm not done simmering yet 🍳⛰️😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged challenge, encouragement, every, faith, God, gratitude, humor, i, kindness, me, mountain, moves, nice, resilience, think, time on Oct 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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