Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like God decided I'm not done simmering yet 🍳⛰️😄 Related Funny Posts 🤝 The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn. Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you. People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief. I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.” I love it when God gives me money.
