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89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

31 shares on Slack this month:

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

33 shares on Threads this month:

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

12 shares on Twitch this month:

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

98 shares on Discord this month:

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

62 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

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Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

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Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

Trending via Instagram:

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

Seen just now on Reddit:

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

Just shared via Facebook:

You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Live now on Slack:

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Pyjamas straight off a hot radiator is a winner. Damn, I’m old.

Making waves on X:

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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