Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

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My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

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It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.