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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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Sounds like my lunch is trying to haunt me, spooky smells included! 👻💨🤣

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bodily, bodily function, digestion, eat, fart, food, function, ghost, ghosts, humor, joke, just, things on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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