Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Oh good. Another day.

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Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.