Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat. Commentary:Sounds like my lunch is trying to haunt me, spooky smells included! 👻💨🤣 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow. Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight! Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human? Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets? I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.