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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.