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Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

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Making waves on YouTube:

Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

Going viral on TikTok:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Shared recently on Slack:

Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

Making waves on X:

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I miss when YouTubers would just record for, like, 20 minutes, and upload the whole thing completely unedited.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Going viral on Telegram:

“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

Making waves on Messenger:

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Just landed via Facebook:

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

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81 shares on Pinterest this month:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

67 shares on X this month:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

85 shares on Slack this month:

The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

95 shares on Facebook this month:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.

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I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

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Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Been getting really into nothing.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

Breaking via Discord:

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

Just shared via Slack:

This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

Just landed via Facebook:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Seen just now on Messenger:

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

Making waves on Facebook:

Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

Spotted on Discord:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Just shared via Discord:

The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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