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Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Netflix & by yourself.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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Just landed via X:

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

Just shared via Facebook:

I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

Trending via TikTok:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

Going viral on YouTube:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Spotted on Slack:

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

Just landed via Discord:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Just landed via YouTube:

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Going viral on WeChat:

Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

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30 shares on Twitch this month:

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

20 shares on Twitch this month:

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

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When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Staying weird for my own sanity.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

Making waves on TikTok:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Texting him “Happy New Year” to interrupt his healing process.

Making waves on Facebook:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

Just landed via Discord:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

Breaking via Slack:

I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

Shared recently on Discord:

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Making waves on YouTube:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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