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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

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Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?