Commentary:
Just tried putting my phone down and immediately forgot how to do civilization things. Is there an app for that? 📱🤦♂️✨
87 Funny addiction quotes
The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.
Commentary:
When the algorithm knows your deepest secrets better than you do! 🍕🤖👀
Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.
Commentary:
"Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, you'll find yourself managing a virtual metropolis like a caffeine-fueled urban planner 🏗️🪙🏙️"
Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.
Commentary:
Trying to pick the lesser evil: the couch potato version of harm reduction 😂📺📱
For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.
Commentary:
When your phone's the Sahara, but you still scroll like it's your job! 📱😂🧑💻
Phone is a cigarette for eyes.
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Can't quit the scrolling habit, but at least my eyes won't need nicotine patches 😂📱👀
Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?
Commentary:
Locked in an endless loop of scrolling with the grace and frustration of a caged tiger, but hey, at least I don't have to hunt for WiFi! 🐅📱🔄