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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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These aliens are taking forever.

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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

Reported on TikTok:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Spotted on X:

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

Just landed via Instagram:

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Going viral on YouTube:

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

Trending via YouTube:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Just landed via Reddit:

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

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Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

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Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Trending via Discord:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Spotted on TikTok:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

Making waves on Slack:

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Trending via Facebook:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Trending via Slack:

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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