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No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

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When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

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Coffee is better when you have no work.

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If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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Touch my butt, not my coffee.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

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We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

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Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

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I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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New funny aging realization quotes 👇

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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